bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

imagineyouricon:

Imagine walking in on your icon having sex with your previous icon.

He’s a simpleton, he can’t help it.

Make me choose: anonymous asked House Tyrell or House Tully?

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

GUYS I HAVE GREAT NEWS

You all may know ‘Keyper’s Cove’, which is an amazing shop with gorgeous jewellery and you should totally check it out!

I have the amazing opportunity to offer you all a discount of 10% on all keys if you use this code: ‘SAVETEN’.

You can insert the code in your shopping bag next to the payment methods, the code will then be applied immediately.

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

“If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.”

[Braavos] At the top she found a set of carved wooden doors twelve feet high. The left-hand door was made of weirwood pale as bone, the right of gleaming ebony. In their center was a carved moon face; ebony on the weirwood side, weirwood on the ebony. The look of it reminded her somehow of the heart tree in the godswood at Winterfell.

dewgongo:

people who say pepsi and coke taste the same shouldn’t be trusted