swimming pools are so weird man we dig holes in the ground and fill them with liquid we cant breathe in and then spend an hour or so at a time trying not to drown in it
once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.
They got married.
A girl draw a series of self-portraits after she’d taken LSD
After 15 minutes
1 hour and 45 minutes
2 hours and 15 minutes
3 and a haf hours
4 hours and 45 minutes
6 hours and 45 minutes
8 hours and 45 minutes
9 and a half hours
so when you take LSD you become a goddess
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
people underestimate my ability to cut them out of my life when they fuck me over
"Actually, I think that actor’s pretty spot on."
date a girl who reads books
just fuck the book.
put ya dick in the book
FUCK THE BOOK
PUT YA DICK IN THE BOOK
Being a creative is scary. It can take you hours, days, weeks, months, even years to produce work. And it only takes a few seconds for someone to make a shitty remark about it.
Be brave and be bold, creatives.
fun tip: instead of asking random bloggers what something is, google it because this is 2013 and you’re already on the internet
Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.
Is that a thing people can do?????????
Bradley doesn’t seem to be coping well without Colin